About the Game
Welcome to Gopnik Wars 🥶🍻 — a turn-based strategy adventure where Adidas stripes 👟 are as powerful as magic ✨, and cheap vodka fuels your armies 🍾. Inspired by the classic tactical games of the 90s 🎮, but twisted into a post-Soviet parody 🪆, this is a journey through crumbling panel buildings 🏚️, shady courtyards 🚬, and endless gang turf wars 🥊.
You command a ragtag band of gopniks 🧢, drunks 🍺, babushkas 👵, and other glorious Slavic warriors 🐕, battling rival gangs and bizarre creatures across the broken land 🌍. Recruit your crew, upgrade your squad with stolen junk 🛠️, and prove who truly owns the yard 🏆.
Key Features
- 🎲 Turn-Based Strategy, Slavic Style – Classic tactical gameplay with a post-Soviet twist.
- 🧢 Build Your Army of Misfits – Gopniks, babushkas, stray dogs, and more.
- 🏚️ Explore the Block – Courtyards, garages, forgotten factories.
- 🚬 Respect is Power – Earn respect (and cigarettes) to keep your gang loyal.
- 🤡 Satirical & Absurd – Trash-indie parody of RPGs and 90s strategy.
- 💀 Cult Vibes – Low-budget charm, dark humor, and memes.
Trash-Indie Feel
Deliberately janky charm with bold personality and Slavic chaos.
Deep Yet Snackable
Pick-up tactical fights with meaningful squad growth.
Controller-Ready
Playable end-to-end with a gamepad from day one.
